diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore
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index 0000000..c2658d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.gitignore
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+node_modules/
diff --git a/index.js b/index.js
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index 0000000..014724e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/index.js
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+const phrik = 'phrik'
+const name = 'phrikpipe'
+
+const irc = require('irc')
+const client = new irc.Client('chat.freenode.net', name, {
+	userName: name,
+	realName: name,
+	port: 6697,
+	secure: true,
+	channels: ['#chee-fanclub']
+})
+
+client.addListener('message', (from, to, message) => {
+	const words = message.split(/\s+/)
+	if (words[0] != `@${phrik}`) return
+	const command = words.slice(1).join(' ')
+	client.say(phrik, command)
+})
+
+client.addListener('pm', (from, message) => {
+	if (from != phrik) return
+	const words = message.split(/\s+/)
+	const response = words[0] == `${name}:` ? words.slice(1).join(' ') : words.join(' ')
+	client.say('#chee-fanclub', response)
+})
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/package.json
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+{
+  "name": "phrikpipe",
+  "version": "1.0.0",
+  "main": "index.js",
+  "license": "GPL",
+  "description": "phrik pipe",
+  "author": "chee <chee@snake.dog>",
+  "dependencies": {
+    "irc": "^0.5.2"
+  }
+}
diff --git a/yarn.lock b/yarn.lock
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/yarn.lock
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+# THIS IS AN AUTOGENERATED FILE. DO NOT EDIT THIS FILE DIRECTLY.
+# yarn lockfile v1
+
+
+iconv@~2.2.1:
+  version "2.2.1"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/iconv/-/iconv-2.2.1.tgz#39b13fdd98987d26aef26c0a2f2a900911fa4584"
+  dependencies:
+    nan "^2.3.5"
+
+irc-colors@^1.1.0:
+  version "1.3.1"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/irc-colors/-/irc-colors-1.3.1.tgz#a6fccee5d9ecdc010c2b1cde3fbdff1f7134aff6"
+
+irc@^0.5.2:
+  version "0.5.2"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/irc/-/irc-0.5.2.tgz#3714f4768365a96d0b2f776bc91166beb2464bbc"
+  dependencies:
+    irc-colors "^1.1.0"
+  optionalDependencies:
+    iconv "~2.2.1"
+    node-icu-charset-detector "~0.2.0"
+
+nan@^2.3.3, nan@^2.3.5:
+  version "2.5.1"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/nan/-/nan-2.5.1.tgz#d5b01691253326a97a2bbee9e61c55d8d60351e2"
+
+node-icu-charset-detector@~0.2.0:
+  version "0.2.0"
+  resolved "https://registry.yarnpkg.com/node-icu-charset-detector/-/node-icu-charset-detector-0.2.0.tgz#c2320da374ddcb671fc54cb4a0e041e156ffd639"
+  dependencies:
+    nan "^2.3.3"