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403 forboden :( |
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<!doctype html> | ||
<html lang="en"> | ||
<meta charset="utf-8"> | ||
<title>☹ my fault | snaek.org</title> | ||
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1"> | ||
<style> | ||
html { | ||
background: #ccc; | ||
font-family: monospace; | ||
line-height: 1.7; | ||
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h1, h3 { | ||
border-radius: 6px 6px 0 0; | ||
border: 1px solid rgba( 0, 0, 0, 0.2 ); | ||
background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink ); | ||
background-image: -moz-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink ); | ||
background-image: -o-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink ); | ||
background-image: linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink ); | ||
color: white; | ||
padding: 10px; | ||
margin-bottom: 0; | ||
text-align: center; | ||
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background: #444; | ||
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50% { | ||
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transform: scale( 2 ); | ||
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<h1><span class="omg">OMG</span>404<span class="omg">;-;</span></h1> | ||
<div class="inner"> | ||
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i am really sry, but <em id="that_page">that page</em> does not exist and i am so crying and crying about it. | ||
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<p>Try going <a href="/">home</a></p> | ||
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<p><strong>I'm really awfully sorry about all this</strong></p> | ||
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<p> | ||
I hope that this | ||
has not ruined your life. Perhaps a link was out of date. Perhaps | ||
<strong>*you*</strong> spelt something wrongly. I expect that | ||
it was that. It's most likely to have been your fault. Regardless of | ||
how I feel about you, you are error prone. Never really concentrating | ||
on what you are doing. Always busy chatting away to someone, thinking | ||
about something else, eating, skipping rope, &c when you could or | ||
should be clearminded and typing a uri. | ||
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<p> | ||
I'm really very lonely here, sitting in the | ||
dark writing 404 pages. I'm going to | ||
do the foolish thing again. I know I'm being | ||
used but I don't care, I'm sick and sad and idiotic and that is that | ||
is that. What I'm trying to say is that that page was not found, and | ||
that I hope this hasn't ruined your day. | ||
</p> | ||
</div> | ||
</div> | ||
<script> | ||
var GOOG_FIXURL_LANG = (navigator.language || '').slice(0,2); | ||
var GOOG_FIXURL_SITE = location.host; | ||
</script> | ||
<script src="//linkhelp.clients.google.com/tbproxy/lh/wm/fixurl.js"></script> |
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