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chee committed May 26, 2013
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<style>
html {
background: #747;
}
</style>
403 forboden :(
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<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<meta charset="utf-8">
<title>☹ my fault | snaek.org</title>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
<style>
html {
background: #ccc;
font-family: monospace;
line-height: 1.7;
}

h1, h3 {
border-radius: 6px 6px 0 0;
border: 1px solid rgba( 0, 0, 0, 0.2 );
background-image: -webkit-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink );
background-image: -moz-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink );
background-image: -o-linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink );
background-image: linear-gradient( hotPink, deepPink );
color: white;
padding: 10px;
margin-bottom: 0;
text-align: center;
position: relative;
margin: auto;
text-shadow: 1px 1px rgba( 0, 0, 0, 0.5 );
}

ul {
padding: 1.5em;
list-style-type: none;
margin: 0;
text-align: center;
}

.content {
border-top-width: 0;
background: #eee;
border: 1px solid rgba( 0, 0, 0, 0.4 );
border-radius: 10px 10px 5px 5px;
margin: auto;
}

.content:first-child {
margin-bottom: 1em;
}

.inner {
padding: 1% 10%;
overflow: auto;
max-height: 500px;
text-shadow: 1px 1px white;
}

.inner::-webkit-scrollbar {
-webkit-appearance: none;
background: #444;
border: 1px solid #444;
width: 18px;
height: 18px;
background-image: -webkit-radial-gradient( rgba(55,55,55,0.5), rgba(5,5,5,0.1) );
background-image: radial-gradient( rgba(55,55,55,0.5), rgba(5,5,5,0.1) );
}

.inner::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb {
-webkit-appearance: none;
background: rgba( 255, 20, 147, 0.5 );
}

@-webkit-keyframes lol {
50% {
-webkit-transform: scale( 2 );
transform: scale( 2 );
}
}

@-moz-keyframes lol {
50% {
-moz-transform: scale( 2 );
transform: scale( 2 );
}
}

@-o-keyframes lol {
50% {
-o-transform: scale( 2 );
transform: scale( 2 );
}
}

@keyframes lol {
50% {
-ms-transform: scale( 2 );
transform: scale( 2 );
}
}

.omg {
-webkit-animation: lol 1s infinite;
-moz-animation: lol 1s infinite;
-o-animation: lol 1s infinite;
animation: lol 1s infinite;

display: inline-block;
position: absolute;
}

.omg:first-child {
left: .95em;
}

.omg:last-child {
right: .65em;
}

</style>
<div class="content">
<h1><span class="omg">OMG</span>404<span class="omg">;-;</span></h1>
<div class="inner">
<p>
i am really sry, but <em id="that_page">that page</em> does not exist and i am so crying and crying about it.
</p>

<p>Try going <a href="/">home</a></p>

<p><strong>I'm really awfully sorry about all this</strong></p>

<p>
I hope that this
has not ruined your life. Perhaps a link was out of date. Perhaps
<strong>*you*</strong> spelt something wrongly. I expect that
it was that. It's most likely to have been your fault. Regardless of
how I feel about you, you are error prone. Never really concentrating
on what you are doing. Always busy chatting away to someone, thinking
about something else, eating, skipping rope, &amp;c when you could or
should be clearminded and typing a uri.
</p>

<p>
I'm really very lonely here, sitting in the
dark writing 404 pages. I'm going to
do the foolish thing again. I know I'm being
used but I don't care, I'm sick and sad and idiotic and that is that
is that. What I'm trying to say is that that page was not found, and
that I hope this hasn't ruined your day.
</p>
</div>
</div>
<script>
var GOOG_FIXURL_LANG = (navigator.language || '').slice(0,2);
var GOOG_FIXURL_SITE = location.host;
</script>
<script src="//linkhelp.clients.google.com/tbproxy/lh/wm/fixurl.js"></script>
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<style>
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
html {
background: #f74;
}

500 server error.

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